I have three brothers, when we were kids we used to travel to the coast and stay in a caravan. This particular time I was around 8 years old.

Two of my brothers came with me, one younger and one older, we were accompanied by my grandmother (who incidentally was in her 60's at the time)

Anyway, one of the days a fight broke out between us, and I decided to seek my revenge on my two brothers.

I carefully emptied the sugar bowl into the trash and refilled it with table salt, and waited.

The next morning we all got up for breakfast and nan asked us what we wanted. I wanted cooked breakfast, and the others wanted cereal. My plan was working perfectly. She put the cereal in the bowls, filled the bowls up with milk and sprinkled sugar (or so she thought) over the breakfast cereal. It was going to be perfect.

Then things started to go wrong. She then boiled the kettle and started to make a cup of tea............with 2 sugars

Before either of my brothers could eat a spoonful, she drank a great big glug of the tea (salted). Her face screwed up like a buldog chewing a wasp.

Things didn't really go down to well after that.

She is now in her late 80's, and when I see her these days, she can still remember that cup of tea - so can I.

oh great idea then.

anyone who is reading this please join the server of vg life now. because im the only one here and people dont seem to join if theres like 4 of us here the server will get a lot of people in no time.

there was this one time, the guy was really angry at me for killing him over and over. Then he was like a mad man to me saying like **** you you little peice of **** bastard you dumb rascal. and i was like hey do i know you? he said yes you know me im the guy that you always like to kill me and i said dude its not my fault im terrorist your a cop and your hunting me down. and then the guy said you got a point there mate.then he said to me ok i will still hunt you down and **** your big banana puddle i was like wow your gay then he said no then i ask him why do you wanna **** me so much cause im a guy so if you do that then your gay? and from that on the conversation still continue until today.
Dont **** me.

i totally agree!!

i will send all of you guys a pic of my ****                                                                                                                                my hill!